| New York, NY - It was discovered yesterday | | | | Broadway is the actual center. From some |
| that New York is, indeed, the center of the | | | | numbers the exact center seems to be |
| Universe. Pooling the resources of the American | | | | Broadway and 34th Street. Other numbers |
| Astrophysics Association, NASA, and We Are | | | | indicate the small deli shop on Wall and |
| The World (NYC, that is), the four-year study | | | | Rector."Who doesn't know that New York City is |
| analyzed the gravitational pull of the Universe and | | | | the center of the world??" Sammy DaBull, 21, |
| other factors."So?," asked Mike Spano, 23, from | | | | from the Upper East Side asked. "All my friends |
| SoHo, "this is news? I've been telling everyone | | | | agree with me!"The study also added that there is |
| this for years."Dr.John Smithberg, PhD, from | | | | no need for people from NYC to know about |
| WATW(BTI), said, "When I earned my degree, | | | | anything outside of New York. It explains that, |
| from NYU, I knew that proving New York City | | | | while it helps to be aware of The Jersey Shore |
| was the center of the world was my calling."The | | | | and Miami, there is no need to know where such |
| study used advanced analysis tools on the data | | | | states as Louisiana and Canada are |
| from the Hubbel telescope. They were able to | | | | located.Copyright 2005 Cy Yablonsky. Cy |
| calculate, based on astral rotations, that the | | | | Yablonsky is an Associate Realtor with Othello |
| gravitational pull of the Universe was centered | | | | Realty, you can visit Othello Realty at Feel free to |
| around New York City.As with many studies this | | | | reprint this article but you must include this |
| one is not without controversy. Based on the | | | | paragraph and all links must be live and working, |
| data it seems unclear whether Wall Street or | | | | no changes can be made. |