| In real estate it pays to steer clear of blunders. | | | | FASTEST GUNS IN THE WEST ..."This spectacular |
| Every Agent will tell you so, adding also with a | | | | house was built by the famous Sahota Brothers, |
| very serious, monochrome facial expression the | | | | Amrit and Jill, in less than a month".[] A VERY |
| like normally reserved for weddings or funerals, | | | | SMALL MAID"The kitchen communicates with an |
| that blunders in real estate are very costly. What | | | | approximately 8' by 7' room that can be used as |
| not every Agent will tell you, however, is that | | | | pantry or can easily be adhibited as living quarters |
| sometimes we - the Agents - are the ones | | | | for the maid".[] SHE IS GOING TO NEED A |
| making the blunders. I was reviewing the other | | | | LADDER"Grandma will no doubt enjoy the |
| day a collection of very funny newspaper ads I | | | | ceiling-mounted wall socket, perfect for plugging in |
| have gathered throughout my eighteen years of | | | | the iron while watching TV".[] THIS ONE IS |
| real estate practice. Today it is very easy to | | | | REALLY, REALLY NEW"This fine property is still |
| correct an error on the Internet with just a | | | | on the drawing board, construction will begin in |
| couple of clicks of the mouse. But only a few | | | | mid-June and it's never been used before".[] |
| short years ago we did not have the benefit of | | | | LEAVE THEM IN THE GARAGE"The detached |
| computers with all the whistles and bells like | | | | garage is fully functional and self-sufficient and can |
| websites, blogs, electronic newsletters and ads. | | | | be used to park your cars or as a guest suite for |
| The electronic era was in its infancy and the | | | | the inlaws".[] START YOUR HOME BUSINESS"The |
| World of Real Estate was primarily a printed | | | | manicured backyard which is second to none |
| world. Which meant that a blundered newspaper | | | | borders with the United States and is, therefore, |
| ad, for example, was going to be delivered into | | | | a smuggler's paradise".[] A LITTLE TIGHT, |
| each and every household in town before it could | | | | PERHAPS ?"Don't be fooled by the square |
| be corrected, much to the detriment of the | | | | footage. This studio will easily fit yourself, the |
| author. And in the impetus and stress of real | | | | wife, the children and your pets all in the same |
| estate sales and sometimes merely for an | | | | room".[] HOW MANY DO YOU NEED ?"There is a |
| abundance of zeal, some of those ads did not | | | | master bedroom on the main floor, a master |
| reach the intended results. You be the judge ...[] | | | | bedroom on the upper floor and a master |
| CENTRALLY LOCATED"Location .. Location .. This | | | | bedroom downstairs. They will make a Frenchman |
| property is conveniently located with Revenue | | | | pale".And here are some very good reasons for |
| Canada only two short blocks to the south, the | | | | hiring them:"With me real estate is not an art: it is |
| hospital only one short block to the north and the | | | | an adventure !""List with Bob Bye - The Guy with |
| cemetery right across the street."[] CENTRALLY | | | | the Tie"."I am not only your Realtor! I am your |
| LOCATED ... IN THE INTERIOR"This apartment | | | | boyfriend!""I am not only passionate about real |
| complex is located in the center of town, | | | | estate, not only passionate about your house: I |
| surrounded by all modern amenities and with | | | | am passionate about you !""My marketing plan is |
| Safeway only a short two-hour drive away".[] | | | | very simple and efficient: I will present you the |
| WHISTLES AND BELLS"Furthermore this very | | | | offers and then will dispose of them all"."My motto |
| fine house comes with all the whistles and bells | | | | is not integrity, not credibility, not sincerity: my |
| you can possibly imagine, including the front | | | | motto is you and me !""Your friendly neighborhood |
| door".[] HOW HIGH IS IT ?"From the luscious living | | | | expert. And I know the whole town too !""I will |
| area step outside the large, stone-covered, | | | | get you the highest possible price - if not, it could |
| wrap-around balcony where you can enjoy the | | | | not be done"."If I can' t sell your house in four |
| most amazing, breathtaking, 270-degree view of | | | | months, by then you will stay with me for |
| Canada".[] LEAVE THEM IN THE CAR ..."Additionally | | | | another four months".Luigi FrascatiLuigi Frascati is |
| this open layout apartment comes with the | | | | a Real Estate Agent based in Vancouver, British |
| exclusive use of one underground parking where | | | | Columbia. He holds a Bachelor Degree in |
| you can securely park your car with your | | | | Economics and maintains a weblog entitled the |
| inlaws".[] ENGLISH AS A SECOND LANGUAGE | | | | Real Estate Chronicle at where you can find the |
| ..."The living room is bordered by the open wall | | | | full collection of his articles. Luigi is associated with |
| which coupled by the crystal floor-to-ceiling | | | | the Sutton Group, the largest real estate |
| divisory partition enhances the spaciousness and | | | | organization in Canada, and is based with |
| luminosity of the area so that practically anyone | | | | Sutton-Centre Realty in Burnaby, BC.Luigi is very |
| can be laid down".[] PERFECT FOR ROBINSON | | | | proud to be an EzineArticles Platinum Expert |
| CRUSOE ..."Enjoy the sunsets from the acreage | | | | Author. Your rating at the footer of this Article is |
| of this wonderful, pristine island estate, with the | | | | very much appreciated. Thank you. |
| ferries passing on the horizon once a week".[] THE | | | | |