The Funniest Real Estate Blunders

In real estate it pays to steer clear of blunders.FASTEST GUNS IN THE WEST ..."This spectacular
Every Agent will tell you so, adding also with ahouse was built by the famous Sahota Brothers,
very serious, monochrome facial expression theAmrit and Jill, in less than a month".[] A VERY
like normally reserved for weddings or funerals,SMALL MAID"The kitchen communicates with an
that blunders in real estate are very costly. Whatapproximately 8' by 7' room that can be used as
not every Agent will tell you, however, is thatpantry or can easily be adhibited as living quarters
sometimes we - the Agents - are the onesfor the maid".[] SHE IS GOING TO NEED A
making the blunders. I was reviewing the otherLADDER"Grandma will no doubt enjoy the
day a collection of very funny newspaper ads Iceiling-mounted wall socket, perfect for plugging in
have gathered throughout my eighteen years ofthe iron while watching TV".[] THIS ONE IS
real estate practice. Today it is very easy toREALLY, REALLY NEW"This fine property is still
correct an error on the Internet with just aon the drawing board, construction will begin in
couple of clicks of the mouse. But only a fewmid-June and it's never been used before".[]
short years ago we did not have the benefit ofLEAVE THEM IN THE GARAGE"The detached
computers with all the whistles and bells likegarage is fully functional and self-sufficient and can
websites, blogs, electronic newsletters and ads.be used to park your cars or as a guest suite for
The electronic era was in its infancy and thethe inlaws".[] START YOUR HOME BUSINESS"The
World of Real Estate was primarily a printedmanicured backyard which is second to none
world. Which meant that a blundered newspaperborders with the United States and is, therefore,
ad, for example, was going to be delivered intoa smuggler's paradise".[] A LITTLE TIGHT,
each and every household in town before it couldPERHAPS ?"Don't be fooled by the square
be corrected, much to the detriment of thefootage. This studio will easily fit yourself, the
author. And in the impetus and stress of realwife, the children and your pets all in the same
estate sales and sometimes merely for anroom".[] HOW MANY DO YOU NEED ?"There is a
abundance of zeal, some of those ads did notmaster bedroom on the main floor, a master
reach the intended results. You be the judge ...[]bedroom on the upper floor and a master
CENTRALLY LOCATED"Location .. Location .. Thisbedroom downstairs. They will make a Frenchman
property is conveniently located with Revenuepale".And here are some very good reasons for
Canada only two short blocks to the south, thehiring them:"With me real estate is not an art: it is
hospital only one short block to the north and thean adventure !""List with Bob Bye - The Guy with
cemetery right across the street."[] CENTRALLYthe Tie"."I am not only your Realtor! I am your
LOCATED ... IN THE INTERIOR"This apartmentboyfriend!""I am not only passionate about real
complex is located in the center of town,estate, not only passionate about your house: I
surrounded by all modern amenities and witham passionate about you !""My marketing plan is
Safeway only a short two-hour drive away".[]very simple and efficient: I will present you the
WHISTLES AND BELLS"Furthermore this veryoffers and then will dispose of them all"."My motto
fine house comes with all the whistles and bellsis not integrity, not credibility, not sincerity: my
you can possibly imagine, including the frontmotto is you and me !""Your friendly neighborhood
door".[] HOW HIGH IS IT ?"From the luscious livingexpert. And I know the whole town too !""I will
area step outside the large, stone-covered,get you the highest possible price - if not, it could
wrap-around balcony where you can enjoy thenot be done"."If I can' t sell your house in four
most amazing, breathtaking, 270-degree view ofmonths, by then you will stay with me for
Canada".[] LEAVE THEM IN THE CAR ..."Additionallyanother four months".Luigi FrascatiLuigi Frascati is
this open layout apartment comes with thea Real Estate Agent based in Vancouver, British
exclusive use of one underground parking whereColumbia. He holds a Bachelor Degree in
you can securely park your car with yourEconomics and maintains a weblog entitled the
inlaws".[] ENGLISH AS A SECOND LANGUAGEReal Estate Chronicle at where you can find the
..."The living room is bordered by the open wallfull collection of his articles. Luigi is associated with
which coupled by the crystal floor-to-ceilingthe Sutton Group, the largest real estate
divisory partition enhances the spaciousness andorganization in Canada, and is based with
luminosity of the area so that practically anyoneSutton-Centre Realty in Burnaby, BC.Luigi is very
can be laid down".[] PERFECT FOR ROBINSONproud to be an EzineArticles Platinum Expert
CRUSOE ..."Enjoy the sunsets from the acreageAuthor. Your rating at the footer of this Article is
of this wonderful, pristine island estate, with thevery much appreciated. Thank you.
ferries passing on the horizon once a week".[] THE